Monday, February 21, 2011

Dinosaur Dynasties



The other night, I felt disappointed while watching the nightly news.  The newscaster was reporting an event that had happened two days before, and the story felt stale and almost irrelevant as a result.  Ten years ago, reporting a story two days later wouldn’t have seemed problematic, but in 2011 it is.  I couldn’t help but feel that that news program, like many institutions created decades ago is old, outdated, and headed for extinction.  Here’s a partial list of institutions, inventions, and ways of living that are on their way to the cemetery:

  • The local evening news
  • The Yellow Pages
  • Home land lines
  • Plastic grocery bags
  • Paper newspapers
  • C.D.s
  • Gas Guzzling S.U.V.s
  • Books
  • Speaking only one language
  • Magazines
  • Handwriting?


R.I.P.

1 comment:

Capell said...

1) I have long since left the local evening news for dead, especially in San Diego.

2) I just threw out the Yellow Pages today. I don't know why those directories continue to be published.

3) It's been two years since I dismissed my landline and I haven't looked back. Next, dismissing the BlackBerry!

4) Those cloth bags are easier to carry.

5) The paper newspaper is one dinosaur I'm willing to keep on the respirator. I love winding down after church to the Sunday paper!

6) I've had to revert back to CDs recently when my computer died, but on the upside, I love Pandora on my BlackBerry (one of the few reasons I still tolerate that phone)

7) My next car (Lord willing)? A Mini Cooper!

8) See "paper newspapers" as to why I still love books.

9) Started Spanish class today!

10) See "paper newspapers" and "magazines" for why I still love books.

11) My handwriting has been resting in peace for quite sometime. Is there an app for that?